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所以，這個愛爾蘭男人，敲了這個女人的門說，有任何工作嗎？ So, this Irish guy, knocks on this lady's door and says, ya know, ya got any...any work for me?
她說，嗯，你知道，事實上，你可以幫我刷門廊的油漆 And she say, Um... well, ya know, as a matter of fact, ya... ya can paint the porch.
大概兩小時後，那個男人回來說 About two hours later the guy comes back and says,
「我做完了，女士，只是順便跟你說，那不是保時捷，是BMW」 (保時捷跟門廊的發音類似) "I'm finished, Ma'am, but just for your information it's not a Porch, it's a BMW."
聖人文森特
好吧，渾蛋，醒醒 Okay, asshole, giddy up!
喔，天啊，我感覺到嬰兒在踢，快摸摸看 Oh, my God, feel this, baby's kicking, feel, touch it.
不，不是我的胸，是這裡 No, not my boob, here.
抱歉我們吵醒你了 Sorry we woke you up.
就是他，這傢伙吵醒你 It was him, this asshole.
- 這是怎樣？ - 我現在手頭有點緊 - What's this? - I'm a little tight right now.
我不接受分期付款，我不是傑西潘尼百貨公司 My shit is not layaway, I'm not J.C. Penny.
- 你知道我喜歡小嬰兒 - 不，不要想跟以前一樣，文森 - You know I'm good for it. - No, don't make like before, Vin.
只有怪胎才喜歡孕婦，我們得替產假預先存錢 Only few freaks like the belly, We have to save for maternity leave.
- 嘿，我喜歡孕婦，好嗎？ - 我們下星期二見 - Hey, I like the belly, okay? - I'll see you next Tuesday.
你要加小費，兩倍小費 Extras when you do, okay... double.
這裡說明已經凍結了 This one here says the line's frozen.
沒錯，這些反向抵押貸款，你只能借 Yes, we these reverse mortgages, you can only borrow
你擁有這間房子的產權的百分比 a percentage of the equity you have in the house.
這叫做貨款價值 That's call the loan to value.
現在，由於你過去八年，每個月從我們這邊獲得的 But, now, since you've been getting monthly payments from us for the last...
貸款，你已經達到付款上限 eight years, you've reached the cash out limit.
就是我剛剛跟你說的貨款價值 That's that loan to value thing I just mentioned.
- 這房子價值.... - 過去價值... - The house it worth... - It WAS worth...
不管怎樣都是以前的事 whatever it WAS worth.
我需要這筆錢 I need that money.
抱歉，麥肯納先生，我真的愛莫能助... I'm sorry, Mr. McKenna, there really nothing I can do...
- 就是這樣 - 就是這樣？ - It is what it is. - It is what it is?
現在每個人都說這句話，你知道這什麼意思嗎？ Now everyone's saying that now, you know what it means?
你完蛋了，而且你就只能完蛋 You're screwed and you shall remain screwed.
我要關閉這個帳戶 I wanna close this account.
我很遺憾，先生，我可以問為什麼嗎？ So sorry to hear that, Sir, may I ask why?
小姐，你只是一個小齒輪，努力過著像我們一樣悲慘 Lady, you're just a spoke on a wheel, tryin' to make a livin' like the rest of us schmucks.
我一點也不想跟你說為什麼，只要... I do NOT want to tell you to go fuck yourself so, let's...
我要關閉帳戶，好嗎，就這樣，拜託你 I'm closin' it, okay, let's just leave it at that, please.
好的 Okay.
122元又14分 One hundred twelve dollars and fourteen cents.
- 請給我小鈔 - 不，先生，那是你透支的金額 - I'd like small bills. - No, Sir, you're overdrawn that much.
這是什麼意思？ What does THAT mean?
你提走的錢比你的帳戶裡還要多 You took out more money that you actually have in your account.
這是零元，而你比零元還低 Here's zero, you went below zero.
- 所以我沒辦法關閉帳戶？ - 可以，只要你先讓透支歸零 - So I CAN'T close this account? - You CAN, once you get it back to zero.
嘿，你過的還好嗎？文森 Hey, you takin' care of yourself, Vince?
沒錯，花眼睛，我現在在做有氧運動，你看不出來嗎？ Yeah, Flurry Eyes, I'm doin' aerobics, can't you tell?
我在做珍芳達式的健身，一、二、三，伸展 I'm doin' the Jane Fonda workout. 1, 2, 3 and stretch.
珍還是很漂亮 Jane is still lookin' good.
羅傑，你能不能倒一杯 Roger, is there any chance you could ever make one of
夠烈的酒給某個不是你妹的人？ these that's strong enough for someone that's not... your sister?
- 要不要暫停一下？ - 暫停啥？ - Why don't we give it a break, for a minute. - Give what a break?
倒酒給你 The liquor.
- 你不打算給我倒酒？ - 不要這樣，我在注意你 - You're not gonna serve me? - Don't be like that, I'm watchin' out for you here.
你在注意我？你整天替這些什麼都不知道的人灌毒 You watchin' out for me? You serve poison all day to all these people who don't know no better?
讓他們死掉你活著？現在你又在注意我了？ So they can die while they're livin'? And you're watchin' out for me?
你這白癡 You're full.
好極了 Nice.
起來了，老兄 Get up, man.
閉嘴，有人在睡覺欸 Shut up! People are sleeping!
該死 God damn.
嘿，怎麼一回事？ Hey! What's goin' on?
你們不會說英文嗎？ You habla English?
- 我們會說英文，先生 - 那你們在做啥？ - Yes, we speak English, SeÃ±or. - Then what the hell you doing here?
那是我的樹，你們兩個渾蛋撞壞...我的籬笆 That's MY tree, you assholes hit... and my fence.
還有我的車 My damn car.
- 你們會說英文嗎？ - 待在車上 - Do you speak English? - Stay here.
是的，先生 Yes, SeÃ±or.
- 我要報警 - 沒問題吧 - I'm calling the cops. - Is everybody okay?
- 你要幹嘛？ - 我叫瑪姬，我是你的新鄰居 - What do you want? - I'm Maggie, I'm your new neighbor.
那又怎樣？ So?
- 嗯，我們正要搬進來 - 我看的出來 - Well, we're moving in. - I can see that?
這兩個王八蛋是你的人嗎？ Are these dip-shits with you?
沒錯，他們是搬家公司的人 Yes, they're the men I hired from the moving company.
- 喔，天啊 - 喔，天啊，不，糟的一蹋糊塗 - Oh, boy. - Oh, boy. no, oh, shit's more like it.
這個籬笆二十年歷史了，這台車三十年，這株樹比我還老 This fence is 20 years old, the car's 30, the tree is older than I am.
嗯，我很抱歉，我不確定...我，這不是我想要打招呼的方式... Well, I'm sorry, I'm not sure... well, I'm... this is not how I wanted to meet either...
是你們幹的嗎？ Did you do this?
當然是他們幹的，你是白癡嗎，看看犯罪現場 Of course they did it, what are you, stupid, look at the crime scene.
你不需要這麼不禮貌 You don't have to be rude to me.
我才剛搬到這裡，我請人搬家，然後意外發生 I'm just trying to move in here, I hired these guys to do it, and accidents happen.
- 哼，這台車是骨董了，小姐，價值不少錢 - 我會解決 - Well, the car's an antique, missy, it's worth a lot. - And I'll take care of it.
你？你連錢都沒有，怎樣，我是說，不要介意，但你看起來一點錢也沒有 You? You don't got no money, what, I mean, no offense, but you just don't look like you do.
好嗎，我也確定拉丁仔跟那傢伙也沒有錢 Okay, I'm sure Chico and the man here are off the books.
不，我會告搬家公司 No, I will sue the moving company.
你可以處理籬笆跟樹 You can buck-up for the fence... and the tree.
好吧 Fine.
一群智障 Toodles.
- 這就是我們的新鄰居？ - 沒錯 - Is that our new a neighbor? - Yep.
看樣子要過得很痛苦了 It's gonna be a long life.
「好吧，說說這樹，她儘可能地挺起身子」 "Well, said the tree.", she straightened herself up as much as much as she could"
「這樹樁適合坐下休息」 "well, now the stump is good for sitting and resting."
「來吧，男孩，坐下，坐下休息」那男孩坐下，而樹感到開心 "Come, boy, sit down, sit down and rest." And the boy did and the tree was happy.
- 天啊，真無聊 - 不，這不會... - God, that's depressing. - No, it's not...
樹做出了奉獻，能夠給予一切 The tree was made to give, so, to be able to give everything
直到一無所有，是他最好的人生 and have nothing left is the best life she could ever have.
嗯，你爸一定也認為我是株樹 Well, your father must think I'm a tree.
- 你怎麼會想到... - 沒事，沒事 - How do you think... - Nothin', nothin'.
你想到正面就是好事，來吧，上床吧 It's good ya think good things. C'mon, get in there.
- 明天很重要 - 嗯，我知道，上學第一天 - Big day tomorrow. - Yeah, I know, first day.
嗯，我也是，而且我不能遲到 Yeah, for me, too and I can't be late.
- 好嗎，只剩你跟我了 - 我知道 - All right, it's just you and me now. - I know.
設好鬧鐘確保我不會睡過頭 Set the alarm and make sure I don't oversleep.
晚安 Good night.
好了，給你，我替你弄了花生三明治跟香蕉 All right, here, I made you peanut butter and banana.
謝謝，媽 Thanks, Mom.
好，你確定有帶零用錢跟鑰匙嗎？ Okay, do you have your snack money in your pocket and your keys?
有 Yep!
- 手機呢？ - 嗯 - You got your phone? - Uh-huh.
- 地圖？ - 嗯，手機裡有 - Map? - Yep, on the phone.
- 好吧，你幾點放學？ - 2:45 - Okay, what time you get out? - 2:45.
好，我要你直接回家然後就寫作業 All right, I want you to come straight home and start your homework and
我大概要再過幾個小時才會回家 I'll be home a couple of hours after that.
等等，媽，你沒有要接我嗎？ Wait, Ma, you're not gonna pick me up or anything?
我擋到公車了，我可不想接到罰單，奧利佛，再見，乖一點 I'm in the bus lane, I'm not gonna get another ticket, Oliver... bye... be good.
聖派翠克小學
好吧，有點吵，有點吵，安靜下來，安靜下來 Okay, a little loud, a little loud, settle down, settle down, settle down.
我知道你們很難控制自己，尤其你們還這麼小又喝了一堆果汁 I know it's hard to contain yourselves when you're so, so young and full of sugar juice.
但我們一定要專心在課業上，要不然呢，我們會笨死，沒錯 But we must concentrate on our studies or we will what? We will die dumb, yes, we will.
愚笨在天堂不是好事 And dumbness does not play well in Heaven.
這位是奧利佛，奧利佛在學期中加入聖派翠克 This is Oliver, Oliver is joining us mid-stream here at St. Patrick.
- 我們非常開心迎接他，對吧 - 歡迎來到聖派翠克小學，奧利佛 - And we are very happy to have him, are we not? - Welcome to St. Patrick, Oliver.
非常有同學愛，謝謝各位，你感覺到了，你感覺到了對嗎？ That's genuine caring, thank you, I think. You feel touched, right? You feel touched by that?
也許你可以帶領大家做晨禱感謝同學 Maybe as a thank you, you can lead us all in morning prayer.
- 我想....我是猶太人 - 好吧，知道了 - I think... I think I'm Jewish. - Okay, good to know.
- 奧利佛認為他是猶太人 - 我也是 - Oliver thinks he's Jewish. - So am I.
- 我是佛教徒 - 根本就沒有神 - I'm Buddhist. - There is no God.
你了解了吧，這裡我們接受全世界所有宗教，奧利佛 Yeah, you get the idea, we celebrate all the religions of the world in this room, Oliver.
我是天主教徒，也是最好的宗教，真的，因為我們的規矩最多 I'm a Catholic, which is the best of all the religions, really, because we have the most rules.
制服也最好看 And the best clothes.
我們之中，有佛教徒，不可知論者，浸信會教徒 But among us, there's also a Buddhist, agnostic, we have a Baptist,
我們也有「我不知道」教，似乎是世界上成長最快的宗教 and we have a I-Don't-Know, which seems to be the fastest growing religion in the world.
現在我們有「我想我是猶太人」教，這裡最新的一位，奧利佛，感謝你 And now we have I-Think-I'm-Jewish. which is a new one for the class, Oliver, so thanks for that.
但這不妨礙你替我們做晨禱 But it does not preclude you from giving us a morning prayer.
大家低頭禱告 Let us bow our heads and pray.
- 親愛的... - 神...之類的 - Dear... - "God"... et cetera.
親愛的神，謝謝你？ Dear God, thank you?
阿門 Amen.
- 阿門 - 阿門，阿門，謝謝神 - Amen. - Amen, amen, thanks be to God.
好了，開始上課 All right, stirring stuff.
現在，奧利佛，你自己找位置坐，其他人 Well, now, Oliver, go grab yourself a seat, and everybody else,
把課本拿出來上第十二課 let's dust off those textbooks and go to chapter 12.
第十二課，天主教聖人 Now, Chapter 12, Catholic saints.
貝蒙園馬場
好了，我在這 All right, I'm here.
我在這，我準備好了，我可以，上吧，加油 I'm here, I'm ready, I'm able, let's get this, come on.
快啊，跑起來，快 Come on! Dig in! Come on.
快啊 Come on!
這麼一次 One time!
就這麼該死的一次 One damn time!
你真是小渾蛋 You son of a bitch.
我不知道為什麼你生氣，文尼 I don't know why you get so pissy, Vinny.
你總是...看起來很平靜的樣子 You always lose... it seems like you'd be comfortable by now.
是啊，難熬的一天 Yeah, tough day.
你還真自動 Help yourself.
我很渴而且你欠我前，文尼 I'm thirsty and you owe me money, Vinny.
- 我現在有問題要處理 - 你知道我不是唯一經營者 - Got a situation I'm workin' out. - You know I'm not the sole proprietor here.
- 我還要面對其他人 - 再給我一點時間，就這樣 - I've got other people to answer to. - Just need a little time, that's all.
- 那我要怎麼跟其他人說 - 一個月 - So, what do I tell them? - A month.
這會害我們分裂，改成兩個星期吧 We'll split the difference, make it two weeks.
小心 Watch out!
好了，做幾下？ All right, how many?
時間到 And it's TIME.
你可以放手了 You can let go now.
你之前的學校有體育課吧？ Did they have physical education in the last school you went to?
有 Yes.
- 你有上嗎？ - 有，老師 - Did you take it. - Yes, Sir.
- 看看誰來了 - 強壯哥 - Look who it is. - There's the strong man.
- 我想我是猶太人 - 我叫奧利佛 - "I think I'm Jewish." - My name's Oliver, by the way.
「我叫奧利佛」你這小砸碎，你從哪裡來的啊 "My name's Oliver." You little turd, where did you come from anyway, huh?
各位，你們聽到鐘聲了嗎？這表示要去上課了，快點，移動 Hello! Did you guys hear the bell? That means to move, go to class, come on, let's go.
連一個仰臥起坐都做不到 Can't even do a sit-up.
- 你需要地圖嗎？ - 不用 - You need a map? - No, Sir.
那你最好有多餘的時間，要不然你就會遲到了，快移動 Well, you better double-time it, or you're gonna be late, let's go.
該死 Shit.
短褲真好看 Nice shorts.
先生 Sir.
- 帶我走，上帝，不要玩我 - 是我，先生 - Take me, God, don't play with me. - It's me, Sir.
- 嗯，怎麼了？ - 可不可以借你的電話 - Yeah! What? - I was wondering if I could use your phone?
- 電話？ - 對 - My phone? - Yes.
- 我家的？ - 是的，先生 - In my house? - Yes, Sir.
我要打給我媽，我被關在我家外面，因為體育課的同學 I need to call my mom, I'm locked out of the house 'cause these guys in gym class
把我的鑰匙我的電話拿走，所以我進不去...他們還拿走我的手錶... took my keys and my phone, and I can't get in... they also stole my watch...
我不需要廳全部的故事，好嗎 I don't need to hear the whole story, okay?
只准打一通 One call!
嗨，我是麥姬，現在沒辦法接電話，請留言 Hi, it's Maggie, can't take your call right now, please leave a message.
嘿，媽，我弄丟家裡的鑰匙，還有錢包跟手機， Hey, Mom, I lost my keys for the house, and my wallet and my phone, and
我在隔壁老頭的家 I'm at the old guy's next door.
- 先生，你叫什麼名字？ - 文森特，老頭 - Sir, what's your name? - Vincent, The Old Guy.
文森特，老頭 Vincent, The Old Guy.
很不友善 The Mean One.
- 你叫甚麼名字？ - 奧利佛，先生 - What's your name? - It's Oliver, Sir.
你可以在學校穿短褲嗎？ They let you wear those shorts to school?
- 這故事很長 - 我確定 - It's a long story, Sir. - I'm sure it is.
- 嗯？ - 嗨，我是瑪姬 - Yeah? - Hi, this is Maggie.
- 奧利佛的媽 - 你的孩子在這 - Oliver's mom. - You're kid's here.
- 嗯，我知道，我收到留言，我希望他沒事 - 怎樣叫沒事？ - Yeah, I know, I got his message, I hope that's all right. - Is what all right?
- 就是他待在你那 - 待在我這？是怎樣，什麼意思？ - That he stays there. - Stays here? Like what "stays here."?
我在工作，這裡又多了三四個病人，我可能還要幾個小時才能離開，這裡很忙 I'm at work, I got 3 or 4 more cases, and I'm not gonna be home for a few hours, so I'm kind of in a jam here.
你要我當保母？ You want me to babysit?
嗯，這...他又不是小嬰兒，我是說，他應該 Well, it's not... it's not like he's a baby, I mean, he's just probably
只會安靜地寫作業，他很隨和 gonna sit quietly and do his homework, he's... he's really easy.
先生，有... Sir, is that...
- 你要付多少錢？ - 什麼？ - How much you payin'? - What?
你要我當保母...我可不是做慈善事業 You want me to babysit... I'm not a philanthropy.
- 一個小時十元？ - 12元 - Ten dollars an hour? - Twelve!
- 好吧，一小時12元，我可以跟他講話嗎？ - 找你的 - Okay, 12 dollars an hour, can I talk to him? - It's for you.
- 牠不太喜歡其他人 - 我對動物很有一套，先生 - He doesn't like many people. - I'm good with animals, Sir.
嗯，牠不喜歡那種自稱對動物有一套的人 Yeah, he doesn't usually like people who say they're good with animals.
你沒看過阿伯與卡斯通？(美國喜劇演員團體) You never seen Abbott and Costello?
- 沒有，先生，他們很老了嗎？ - 不，他們死了 - No, Sir, are they old? - No, they're dead.
最老就是這樣 That's the oldest you can be.
或是最年輕....死亡後時間就停止了 Or the youngest... time freezes when you're dead.
- 你從哪裡學到這個？ - 一本書上 - Where did you learn that? - A book.
- 哪本書？- 兒童書，先生 - What book? - A kid's book, Sir.
我敢說你不知道 I doubt you'd know it.
晚餐時間了，你餓了嗎？ It's dinnertime, you hungry or somethin'?
- 有一點，先生 - 我想想看 - A little, Sir. - That's figures.
你可以吃壽司 You're gettin' sushi.
- 大概是你媽 - 大概吧，先生 - It's probably your mother. - Probably, Sir.
- 不用起來了 - 好哇 - Don't get up. - Okay.
嗨，我... Hi, I...
嗨，文森特 Hi... Vincent.
- 是我 - 我是瑪姬...我... - Yep. - Maggie... I...
感謝你照顧他，你知道，那是新工作我又失去.... Thank you for watching him, ya know, a new job and I've lost...
- 我不需要聽那麼多 - 好吧 - I don't need to hear the whole story. - Okay.
喔，對了 Oh, here.
...3小時，12元... ...at 3 hours at 12...
- 36塊 - 嗯，我知道 - Thirty-six. - Yeah, yeah, I know that.
- 我有兩張二十元 - 我沒有零錢 - I got two twenties. - I don't have change, of course.
好吧 That's fine.
你怎麼沒有找人照顧你小孩 How come you don't have anyone to watch this kid after school?
- 我們剛搬過來 - 父親在哪？ - We just moved in. - Where's the father?
我們在大學任是，後來...他遇見了別人.... We met in college and it turned out that... he had been seeing...
不需要說這麼說，你要付我籬笆的錢嗎？ No need to tell it, then. You gonna pay for my fence?
- 嗯，我...對，我說過我會.... - 還有樹 - Yeah, I... yes... I said I was going... - And my tree?
我不知道怎麼算樹枝的錢 I'm not sure how... I can pay for a branch.
每個東西都有價格，你是大人了，你應該知道這點 Everything has a price, you're an adult, you should know that.
- 好吧，你跟我說 - 我可以替你照護小孩，幾個鐘頭 - All right, let me know. - I can watch the kid after school... a few hours.
價格一樣，可以改成11元一個小時，點心費你出 Same price, I can do eleven dollars an hour, you pay the snacks.
你孩子吃了我最後一罐沙丁魚罐頭 Your kid ate my last can of sardines.
真的嗎？ Really?
你可以聞聞他的嘴 You can smell his breath.
- 我以為你不是在文森特家吃過了 - 我們吃了壽司 - I thought you ate at Vincent's house. - We had sushi.
- 你吃了壽司？ - 其實是沙丁魚，他宣稱是壽司 - You had sushi? - Well, sardines, he calls it sushi.
我不想傷害他 Didn't want to hurt his feelings.
- 所以你喜歡他嗎？ - 他很有趣 - So, you like him? - He's interesting.
- 他有點酷，特別是發牢騷的時候 - 嗯，的確是他的擅長 - He's sorta cool, in a grouchy sort of way. - Well, that he is.
他有一頭很有趣的貓...菲力 He has a cool cat though... Felix.
你知道，他主動說要照顧你 You know, he offered to watch you after school.
- 是嗎？ - 這很糟，對吧 - He did? - It's a horrible idea, right?
嗯，他就住在隔壁，你也找不到更近的了 Well, he lives right next door, you can't get closer than that.
嗯，我的確有想過，這樣就不用花時間再找 Yeah, I... I had thought about that, you know, save me from having to find a babysitter.
你會在家吧？ You will be home though, right?
嗯，我得離家工作，有時候會晚一點 Yeah I'm away from home, but sometimes late, you know,
我是唯一有工作的人，你爸一點用也沒有 I'm the one that has to work now, your father's not helping.
我不知道他要幹嘛，你的學校也不便宜 I don't know if he's ever going to, your school's not exactly cheap.
我想他這麼老了也幹不了壞事，或是不夠老幹不了，如果你懂我的意思的話 I guess he's too old to be dangerous, not too old to be too dangerous, either, if you know what I mean.
- 真是蠢地方 - 誰又惹怒你了？ - Stupid place. - Who pissed in your Cheerios?
- 我不能再跳舞了 - 嗯，真是大新聞 - Can't dance no more. - Well, that's a surprise.
我們需要錢，文森 We need the money, Vin.
- 慈悲的品質突然降低了 - 我應該告那些渾蛋 - The quality of mercy is suddenly strained. - I should sue these assholes.
用什麼罪名，歧視懷孕婦女，對嗎？ What the word? Discrimination against pregnant woman, yes?
我想你有很好的機會告贏 I think ya got a real good case.
這個大肚子害我少賺多少錢 This stupid bump is costing me much money.
- 他很快就會讓你花更多 - 不是他 - He's gonna cost you a lot more pretty soon. - It's not he.
- 還是女兒？ - 我怎麼會知道？ - It's a she? - How I know this?
- 你以為我是靈媒嗎？ - 不，你不是 - I look like psychic to you? - No, you don't.
- 但現在有機器 - 是，我知道有機器 - But they have technology. - Yeah, I know what they have.
也許我可以打電話給脫衣舞老闆給我健保卡讓我去做超音波 But, maybe I call stripper employer and ask them to fax insurance card to pay ultrasound?
是嗎？ Nyet?
我的問題是：什麼才是聖人 So, I suppose the question is: What is a saint?
什麼才是聖人，有人知道聖人是什麼嗎？我不認為你知道，喔，瑞秋 What is a saint, anybody know what a saint is? I don't think they do... oh, Rachele.
展現神聖行為的人 Individuals who display and act out with exceptional holiness.
非常好，謝謝你瑞秋，有人可以講聖人的名字嗎？ That's pretty perfect, thank you Rachele. Who can name a saint?
- 耶利米 - 聖猶達 - Jeremiah. - St. Jude.
- 聖猶達，沒錯，聖猶達知名的事蹟有什麼？ - 我想他開了一家醫院，是嗎？ - St. Jude, yes, and what is St. Jude known for? - I think he has a hospital, right?
還有高爾夫球賽，就這樣，好吧 And the golf tournament, right? That's it? Okay.
有人知道現代的聖人嗎？ Anyone know any modern-day saints?
- 布莉琪 - 泰瑞莎修女 - Bridgette. - Mother Teresa.
泰瑞莎修女，沒錯，現代知名的聖人， Mother Teresa, yes, the big M.T. of the Modern Day Saints, so...
所謂的聖人，就是承諾替其他人奉獻的人 A saint is a human being we celebrate for their commitment and dedication to other human beings,
他們努力工作，犧牲，為了讓世界更美好 for the sacrifices that they make, for their hard work in making the world a better place
這些在我們身邊，以及追隨這些聖人的人 for those around us and for those who will follow them.
晚安 Good night.
- 瑪姬布朗？ - 嗨 - Maggie Bronstein? - Hi.
羅賓請病假，後面又來了六個病人 Robin called in sick, got six cases backed up.
嗯，我得回家接我兒子 Yeah, I have to go pick up my son, though.
抱歉，我不能在沒有人接班的情況下讓你下班，醫院政策 Sorry, I can't let you clock-out without the shift being covered... hospital policy.
來啊，懦夫，你要賣我什麼 Come on, coward, try to sell me somethin'.
你這邪惡女巫，我準備聽你說完屁話然後就掛電話 You evil witch, I'm gonna listen to your whole God damned spiel, and then I'm gonna hang up.
- 文森特，我是瑪姬 - 瑪姬？真是好事 - Vincent, it's Maggie. - Maggie? That's a good one.
你是加爾各答的瑪姬還是新德里的瑪姬？ Is it Maggie from Calcutta or is it Maggie from New Delhi?
不，我是你的鄰居瑪姬 No, it's your neighbor, Maggie.
你想幹嘛？ What the hell you want?
走吧！ Let's go!
- 你最好繫上安全帶 - 你沒有繫啊 - You better buckle-up. - You're not buckled.
我的生命安全是我的問題 My life is my problem.
- 直接回家嗎？ - 不是 - This is the way home? - No.
- 嘿，我們說好一些SOP - 我不知道SOP是什麼意思，先生 - Hey, let's lay down some S.O.P. - I don't know what S.O.P. means, Sir.
標準作業程序 Standard Operating Procedure.
我去哪你就去哪，我說什麼你就照做，在這段時間把作業做完 You go where I go, you do what I say, get your homework done somewhere along the way,
最重要的是，不准吵我，要是有人吵我我會很不爽 But most importantly, you DON'T annoy me, I'm not happy when I'm annoyed.
現在有人吵你嗎？ Are you annoyed right now?
- 並沒有 - 真的嗎？ - Not particularly. - Really?
給你一毛錢，打電話給你媽，跟他說你現在很安全 Here's a dime, call your mom, tell her you're wearing your seatbelt.
打電話不只一毛錢 It costs more than a dime.
- 什麼時候開始的？ - 我出生之前就這樣了 - Since when? - Since before I was born.
這國家都在搞什麼鬼 What is this country comin' to?
給你，要是還不夠，就打對方付費電話 Here, if the cost's more than that, call collect.
嘿，快看，是這砸碎，你住在這附近？ Hey! Look! It's dipshit. You live in this neighborhood?
我差點因為你被留校察看，王八蛋 I'll probably got detention because of you, asshole.
你會被留校察看是因為你拿走我的東西 You probably got detention because you took my stuff.
你怎麼知道是我拿的，打小報告 How do you know I took it, you NARC!
他被打了一巴掌 He's got flat feet.
閉嘴 Shut up!
弄倒他了 Ya got him.
砸碎，要是老師問你，你最好一句話都別說，知道了嗎 Dipshit, you make some of the teachers ask you what happened, you don't say anything, you got it?
- 放開我 - 不，我才不管 - Get off me. - No! I don't care!
- 你可以回家哭著找嬤嬤了 - 你們幾個小渾蛋在幹嘛？ - So, you can go cry to your mommy. - What are you shit-heels doin'?
- 你是羅伯特奧茲嗎？ - 不是，先生 - Is that you Robert Ozinski? - No, Sir.
- 我叫約翰 - 說謊，你喇叭嘴，你是布莉安娜的兒子 - My name's John. - Bullshit, you little prick! You're Briana's kid.
布魯克林唯一的波多黎各波蘭人 The only Puerto Rican Polack in Brooklyn.
哼，我現在跟你們小霸王說，你們對這小子做什麼，我就對你們的媽媽做什麼 Well, I got a deal for you little bully, shit-heels, whatever you do to this guy here, I'm gonna do to your mothers.
知道了嗎？同時...拿回去吧 Do you understand? And in the meantime... ride this.
給我滾...小王八....都給我滾，滾回你們的鳥窩 Get outta here, you little... get outta here, get movin' you little shits!
怎樣？你還要等書面邀請函嗎？ What? Are you waiting for a paper invitation?
- 誰教你打巴掌的？ - 我不知道，先生，本能反應，我想 - Who taught you to slap? - I don't know, Sir, instinct, I guess.
嗯，你最好不要這樣 Yeah, well, you need to un-learn that.
- 我有過敏，先生 - 什麼過敏？ - I'm allergic, Sir. - To what?
香菸的煙 Cigarette smoke.
你爸沒教過你要保護自己嗎？ Your father never taught you to defend yourself?
不，先生，他是和平主義者 No, Sir, he's a pacifist.
嗯，這國家可不是被護樹的傢伙建立的，我敢確定 Well, this country wasn't founded by tree huggers, that's for sure.
- 你得要保護你自己要不然就會被打倒 - 我很弱小，如果你看的出來的話 - You need to defend yourself or you get mowed down. - I'm small, if you haven't noticed.
- 希特勒也一樣 - 這比喻很糟 - Yeah, so was Hitler. - That's a HORRIBLE comparison.
的確是，但我的重點是，小不重要，重點在你的頭腦 Indeed! Making a point, though. Small means nothing, it's what's in here.
或是這裡，先生 Or here, Sir.
好吧，夥計，拿籃子 Okay, pal, grab the basket.
這地方很高級 This place is like a mansion.
- 我們上去之後，不准說話 - 我們要去哪？ - When we get in there, no talkin'. - Where are we going?
你知道，這是你練習不說話的好機會 Ya know, this is a great chance for you to practice no-talkin'.
來吧 C'mon.
- 抱歉我遲到了 - 你來了，醫生 - Sorry I'm late. - There you are, Doctor.
- 很高興見到你，珊蒂，你覺得如何？ - 今天是我生日 - Nice to see you, Sandy, how you feelin'? - Today is my birthday.
喔，生日快樂，你幾歲了，17歲嗎？ Okay, happy birthday, what are you, seventeen?
喔，你可以把東西放到桌子上嗎？ Oh, would you put those things in those drawers?
好吧，珊蒂，我們看看這個聽診器還能不能用 All right, Sandy, let's see how the old ticker's workin'.
你可以跟他們說我不喜歡 Can you tell them I don't like the green beans
切丁的培根放青豆嗎？ when they put the bacon bits chopped up in there with them?
太油膩了 It's too greasy for me.
我會說的，珊蒂 Will do, Sandy.
嗯，至少我看的出來，你還是很漂亮 Well, as near as I can tell, you're still beautiful.
也許你需要聽我同事的第二意見 Perhaps you require a second opinion from my associate.
很漂亮 Beautiful.
你知道我們有提供洗衣服務，文 You know we can do the laundry here, Vin, we have a service.
- 這讓我有事可以做 - 你的小幫手是誰？ - It gives me somethin' to do. - Who's your helper?
- 他價值一小時11元 - 我叫奧利佛 - He's eleven bucks an hour. - It's Oliver, actually.
很高興認識你，奧利佛，我叫安娜 Nice to meet you, Oliver, I'm Anna.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hi. - Hi.
- 好吧，謝謝 - 很好 - Okay, thanks. - Okay.
喔，等等，她不喜歡四季豆 Oh, wait, she don't like the string beans.
- 我會記下來，文，她喜歡吃什麼？ - 花椰菜，花椰菜很好 - I'll make a note, Vin, what's she prefer. - Broccoli, broccoli's good.
- 好，太好了 - 路上小心，文 - Okay, great. - Take care, Vin.
時間到 And... time!
- 好吧，剛剛這樣只會讓你被打得很慘 - 反正我不想打架 - Okay, well, that's just gonna get you beat up pretty bad. - I don't want to fight, anyway.
嗯，沒人想要打架，你以為我想要戰爭嗎？ Well, nobody wants to fight, you really think I wanted to go to war?
你以為18歲的大孩子想要坐在稻田中被子彈穿過頭嗎？ You think and 18 year old kid wants to sit in a rice patty with bullets whizzin' by his head?
- 什麼時候發生的事？ - 越南戰爭 - When was that? - Vietnam.
- 你當時在場？ - 我想我可以想像 - You were there? - I think I'm imagining' it.
好吧，我要教你一件事，這應該是你 All right, I'm gonna show you one thing, it's probably your
最好方式，如果你做的正確，你就可以打斷那個人的鼻子 best shot, if you do it right, ya can break the guy's nose.
- 打斷他的鼻子？ - 放輕鬆，你又不會立刻學好 - Break his nose? - Relax, you're not gonna get it right.
好吧，這樣 All right, okay.
他比你高大，所以你就壓低身子像這樣，你蹲下來 He's bigger than you, so you get down below him like this, you squat like this,
這個姿勢，然後你用力往上推 this crouch, then you stand up really hard and you push
使盡你全部的力氣，一路往上，用你的 all the way through your legs, all the way up, in your
肩膀，你的屁股，全部往上，用力往上推 shoulders, your butt, everything pushes up, and you push all
透過你的手臂往他的鼻子上推 the way through that arm and you go WHACK right in the snoot.
好吧，在我身上試試看，準備？ All right, try it on me. Ya ready?
好吧，但你得做快一點 Okay, but ya gotta do it faster than that, right?
- 瑪姬布朗？ - 我有狼牙棒 - Maggie Bronstein? - I have mace!
你的法律文件，金郡家庭法庭，就像大家說的一樣「信件已經送達」 I've got papers, Kings County Family Court. As they say, "You've been served."
家庭訴訟案 上訴者大衛布朗
嗯，我得加班，所以我要你幫我 Yeah, I'm gonna work some extra hours, so, I'm gonna cover it.
我不提供打折 I wasn't offerin' a discount.
- 那，你為什麼哭呢？ - 這故事很複雜 - So, whatdya been cryin' about? - It's a long story.
- 重點呢？ - 我前夫想要小孩監護權 - What's the punch line? - My ex wants custody.
那我要工作保險 There goes my job security.
謝謝喔，你這王八蛋 Thanks, you asshole.
不管怎樣都會發生 That could've gone either way.
這會有一點涼，知道嗎？ It's gonna be cold for a second, okay?
- 快看，這是寶寶的頭 - 這頭真大 - See there, that's the baby's head. - This is very big head.
- 這是好事嗎？ - 這是這個階段最大的部分 - Maybe good, no? - It's the biggest part at this age.
這是她的小腳 And these are her little legs.
- 她？ - 你不知道嗎？ - She? - You didn't know?
- 抱歉，你不想知道嗎？ - 不，我很高興知道 - Sorry, did you not want to know? - No, it's good to know.
- 我無法確認你的保險，麥肯納先生 - 我們剛結婚 - I couldn't verify with your Insurance, Mr. McKenna. - We are just married.
- 就像這樣 - 真的嗎？ - That happened. - Really?
嗯，我跟保險公司談過，你也知道他們動作很慢，我是說官僚還有文書作業 Yeah, I told Insurance, ya know how slow they are? I mean, the bureaucracy, and the paperwork.
我是說，戈北賽跑是什麼 I mean, what is Gobey runnin', anyway?
- 二十元 - 這價格合理吧 - Twenty dollars. - This is good price, no?
對你來說，當然很好 For you, only the best.
- 你值得 - 謝謝你，小甜心 - You're worth it. - Thank you, Sugar Doll.
你擁有我 You owe me lady.
- 給你 - 嗯哼 - Here. - Um-hmm.
- 下次見，小心喔 - 好的，謝謝 - See ya later, take care of yourself. - Okay, all right.
喔，嗨，媽 Oh, hi, Mom.
- 你在做什麼？ - 修剪文的草皮 - What are you doing? - Mowing Vin's lawn.
嘿，文 Hey! Vin!
- 我在睡覺，感謝吵醒我 - 為什麼他在修剪你的爛草皮 - I was sleeping, thanks for that. - Why is he mowing your dirt patch?
- 喔，他會付我零用錢 - 我在教他世界的運作方式 - Oh, yeah, he's paying me hourly. - I'm showing him how the world works.
- 你工作，就可以拿到薪水吃喝 - 你在喝酒嗎？ - You work, you get paid, you drink. - Are you drinking alcohol?
說真的我不記得了 I honestly don't remember.
好吧，我們回家，我要替你做晚餐，你可以做功課 All right, let's go, I'm gonna make dinner, you can do homework.
- 喔，我已經吃過了 - 你只是在修剪泥土，快走 - Oh, I already ate. - You're mowing dirt, let's go.
他吃飽了，做也我也看過了，我的工作完成了，所以我要休息 He's fed, the homework's checked, I've done my job, I'm takin' a break.
- 明天再付你錢 - 好了，快過來，走了，走了，根本沒有草 - Pay day tomorrow. - Okay, come on... let's... leave it, leave it, there's no grass.
再見，文 Bye, Vin.
- 你死了 - 祝你好運 - You're out. - Good luck.
準備接我的紅球吧，你這小雜種 Get ready for a red ass, little shit-bag.
祈禱吧，你這娘泡 Say the prayer, you little pussy.
怎麼了，發生什麼事？ What's happened, what happened here?
- 我不知道 - 你不知道 - I do not know. - You don't know!
- 這又不是我的錯 - 我看看 - It's not my fault. - Let me see.
你這王八砸碎，狗娘養的 You asshole, dick-bag, son of a whore!
- 你是誰啊？ - 你是誰？ - Who are you? - Who are you?
- 我叫達卡，你是誰？ - 我叫奧利佛 - I am Daka, who are you? - I'm Oliver.
奧利佛，嗯 Oliver... hmm.
- 為什麼你要敲這麼大力？ - 他的聽力不好 - Why you bang this door so much? - He's hard of hearing.
- 讓他進來 - 不要對我大喊 Let him in! Don't yell at me.
你打斷他的鼻子？ You broke his nose?
沒錯，先生，我想沒錯，他的鼻血流的到處都是，你應該看看 Yes, Sir, I think so, there was blood everywhere, you should've seen it.
我希望可以看看，你一定是做得很好，讓我看看 I wish I had... You must've got him just right.. show me.
- 你教他怎麼打架？ - 他是小矮子 - You teach him fighting? - He's a little runt.
你知道，他需要學習怎麼保護自己 Ya know, he gotta learn how to defend himself.
王八蛋才打架 Fighting is for assholes.
- 我的錢呢？ - 在梳妝台上 - Where's my money? - It's on the dresser.
- 已經扣掉花費了 - 你根本不會教小孩 - Minus the co-pay. - You don't teach children.
看看你 Look at you.
打斷他的鼻子 Break his nose.
她是誰啊？ Who is she?
- 「夜晚的淑女」 - 那是什麼？ - A "lady of the night". - What's that?
一種最誠實的工作方式 It's one of the more honest ways to make a living.
看板上會寫今天的活動，比賽號碼，誰在跑，誰在騎，等等 The board tells us the action for the day, race number, who's running, who's riding, and so forth.
- 20/1是什麼？ - 那是賠率 - What's twenty slash one? - That's odds.
拉斯維加斯的賭徒認為這匹馬有1/20的機會贏 Some bookie out of Vegas thinks that horse has a 1 in 20 chance of winning.
- 如果他贏了會怎樣？ - 你就可以拿到20倍的錢 - What do you get if he does? - Twenty times your money.
- 那還真不錯 - 如果贏的話，當然 - That's a good deal. - If you win, sure.
- 腳上綁起來的馬跟狗一樣 - 聽起來不像稱讚 - That one with the wraps is a dog. - Doesn't sound like a compliment.
對馬來說不好，牠的賠率跟天文數字一樣 Not for a horse, the odds of him winning are astronomical.
賠率越大，金額越大，我們應該全部壓在牠身上 Long odds, bigger pay-off, we should take him across the board.
想太多了，孩子 Don't get ahead of yourself, kid.
- 你在祈禱嗎？ - 祈禱？ - Are you praying? - Praying?
- 看起來很像 - 我以為我們說過你不准說話 - That's what it looks like. - I thought we talked about you not talking.
什麼叫三連勝？ What's a trifecta?
你選三頭馬，按照一、二、三順序完成比賽 You pick three horses, 1, 2, 3 in the order they finish.
- 高風險但是高報酬 - 聽起來不可能 - High risk and reward. - Sounds improbable.
嗯，如果你要賭博，你就得贏大一點 Well, if you're gonna gamble, you might as well have a chance to win big.
哈維最棒、甜心女士、香檳笛子...一、二、三 Harvey Knows Best, Sweeter Lady, Champagne Flute... 1,2,3.
八百分之一 Eight hundred to one.
- 你有錢嗎？ - 有啊 - You got any money? - Sure.
七塊錢 Seven dollars.
- 這是什麼？午餐錢？ - 沒錯 - What is that, lunch money? - Yes, Sir.
那你可能會學得很痛苦 Well, you might as well learn the hard way.
我也下點錢，減輕你的痛苦 I'll throw in some too, that's called mitigation.
- 什麼減輕？ - 你下七塊錢，我下三塊 - What's "mitigation"? - That's where you throw in 7, and I throw in 3.
加油，加油 Come on, come on.
這真酷 This is really cool.
不要停！不要停！不要停！不要停！ Do not stop! Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop!
這真不公平，不公平 It isn't fair! It's not fair!
我們贏了，是嗎？ We won... didn't we?
不要說出來，不要說出來，假裝你沒贏 Just roll with it, just roll with it, man, just roll with it, like you didn't win it.
- 該死 - 不，不會吧，又沒贏 - Shot! - No! No! It didn't work for me.
你知道嗎？我們沒贏，我們一毛錢都沒有 Do you understand me? We... we didn't win at all, we didn't win anything, okay?
午安，麥肯納先生 Good afternoon. Mr. McKenna.
我要替我孫子開一個帳戶 I need to open up a savings account for grandson.
這是讓我的帳戶歸零的錢，順便替我關閉我的帳戶 And this'll get my account up to zero. Close me out while you're tapping away over there.
以後不要當會計師，他們沒有骨氣 Don't ever become a pencil-pusher, kid, they're spineless.
你好，布朗女士，我是丹歐布萊恩，聖派翠克小學的校長 Hello, Mrs. Bronstein, this is Dan O'Brien, Principal here at St. Patrick.
幾天前，你的兒子奧利佛在學校打架 A few days ago, your son Oliver was involved in a fight at school.
- 我們一直想連絡你 - 什麼？ - We tried to reach you... - What?
如果你是推銷員，請留言，這樣我就不需要打給你 If you're a telemarketer, please leave a message so I can NOT return your call.
文？文？奧利佛？奧利佛？我是媽，快接電話 Vin? Vin? Oliver? Oliver, it's Mom, pick up. Hello?
- 你還想喝嗎？ - 嗯，麻煩了 - You want another? - Yes, please.
你自己叫吧，我們今天要開心一點 Go for it, we're livin' today.
- 不好意思，先生 - 你蠢孩子 - Excuse me, Sir. - You kids, pimp small-talkers.
你要是不大叫，沒人聽的到 There's no point in yappin', 'cause no one's listenin'
- 再來一次 - 不好意思，先生 - Let's hear it. - Excuse me, Sir!!
要是沒聽到就什麼都沒有 Ya can't get nothin' in this world without bein' heard.
- 再來一杯可樂，謝謝 - 也再給我來一杯，羅傑 - Another coke, please. - You can hit me, too, Rog.
你的波本酒賣光了，你把我喝光了 We're out of your bourbon, ya cleaned me out.
- 不要騙我，像個男人 - 文，他根本不能進來酒吧 - Don't lie to me, be a man. - Vin! And he's not supposed to be sittin' at the bar.
你說的對，我們得找其他地方花光錢 You're right, we're gonna go somewhere else to spend our money.
嘿，他只是在做他的工作，好心一點 Hey, he's only doin' his job, Dead Man, be nice.
該死 Damn.
- 安珀，拿急救箱 - 只是割到手，我常這樣 - Amber, get the first aid kit. - It's just a cut, I got lots of 'em.
來，給你 Yeah, here.
- 你的血沾到吧檯了 - 沒關係，小孩子得做作業了 - You're bleedin' all over the bar. - That's fine, kid's gotta do homework.
來吧，我們走了 Come on, let's go.
嗨，媽 Hi, Mom.
- 你去哪裡了，你的車呢？文 - 壞掉了 - Where were you, where the hell's your car, Vin? - It broke down.
- 壞掉了 - 喔，壞掉了，真的嗎？ - It broke down. - Oh, it broke down, really!
我不喜歡你沒問過我就帶他亂走 I don't appreciate you taking him anywhere without asking me.
- 哇，真有趣 - 你可不可以放聰明一點，好嗎 - Whoa, this is gonna be fun. - Can you not be a smart-ass, just for once, okay?
我要知道我兒子的行蹤，好嗎？ I want to know where my son is at all times, okay?
- 我們去吃東西 - 要讓他挨餓嗎？ - We just went to eat. - He should starve?
進去，奧利佛 Go in the house, Oliver.
- 媽 - 進去，奧利佛 - Mom. - Go in the house, Oliver
- 晚安，文 - 嗯，我們明天見 - Good night, Vin. - Yeah, we'll see about that.
你知道他在學校打架嗎？ You know he's getting into fights at school, did you know that?
嗯，他有提過 Yeah, he mentioned something like that.
是嗎，他並沒有跟我說過這件事 Yeah, well, he didn't mention anything to me about it.
喔，也許你不知道，但因為你不常在家 Oh, well, maybe you haven't noticed, but you haven't been home much.
跟一個不常在家的人有點難溝通 It's kinda difficult to have a conversation with someone that's not here.
喔，我們要這樣嗎？ Oh, we're going to do that?
天啊，我最喜歡像你這種人給我建議，特別是為人父母 God, I love when somebody like you tells somebody like me advice, especially on parenting.
我的服務不包含被你罵，所以我要加到一小時十五塊 I didn't sign on for the hormones, deary, so that's gonna cost you 15 bucks an hour.
你知道你為什麼沒小孩嗎？ You know why you never had kids?
因為你從不為別人著想只想到你自己 Because you don't want to think about anybody other than yourself.
你又知道我什麼？說真的，跟我說啊 What do you know about me? Really? Tell me, I'd love it.
沒有，我一點都不知道你，就像你想的那樣 Nothing, I don't know a thing about you, just the way you want it,
你可以繼續像個渾蛋讓大家都遠離你 and then you can act like a prick and it keeps everybody away.
- 「如果沒有打斷...」 - 已經打斷了，文，你自己看看 - "If it ain't broken..." - It is broken, Vin, take a look at it.
喔，好吧，那我這星期工作40小時，或是41小時，超過半小時算一小時 Oh, all right, I'm at forty hours for this week, at forty-one I go to time and a half.
不好意思，有人能付我錢嗎？ Excuse me, someone gonna pay me?
開什麼玩笑啊 You gotta be kidding me.
- 我根本說不出這些詞 - 其實很有創意 - I can't even say these words. - They're creative.
他一口氣說的 That's one way to put it.
在他這個年紀換到新學校都很難熬，或是任何年紀 Adjusting to a new school is tough on children at this age, at any age, really, and I don't
我不想特別指什麼，但有沒有任何我們需要注意的事？ want to minimize that...but is there anything else going on that we should be aware of?
- 喔，我根本不曉得從哪裡開始講 - 他的父親呢？ - Oh, I wouldn't even know where to start. - How about his father?
- 嗯，我不想浪費你們的時間 - 我們有很多時間 - Well, I don't want to take up all your time. - We have all the time.
我們正在辦離婚 We're in the middle of a divorce.
奧利佛的父親跟他的助理有外遇，還有會計 Oliver's father was having an affair with his assistant, and their accountant,
還有我的髮型設計師，她還是替我弄頭髮，很有趣 And my hairdresser, while she was still doing my hair, so that was fun.
現在他想要奧利佛的監護權，全部的監護權 And now he's filed for custody for Oliver... full custody
他在得到想要的東西之前不會給任何援助 and he won't pay any support until he gets what he wants.
- 還有，他是律師 - 該死 - Plus, he's a lawyer. - Shit.
所以我只能儘可能帶著奧利佛離開的越快越好 So, I just had to get out of there as fast as I could and I took Oliver with me.
我在密西丘找到工作，我是斷層掃描工程師，所以我每天工作都很忙 And I got a job at Mission Hills, I'm a C.A.T. scan tech, so I just see really rough stuff all day.
你知道，我每天都在看癌症、腫瘤、囊腫和血塊，但我不能說 You know, cancer and tumors and cysts and clots and I see what I'm looking at but I can't tell
其他人都依靠我，所以我每天都很悲慘 you know, the people that are laying there, so, that's miserable all day,
我每天都工作到很晚，因為我想公私分明 and I work really late, because I'm trying to get our act together.
這就是他在這裡的原因，因為他可以受到良好教育 That's why he's here, so he can have a good education.
我想要讓奧利佛過的正常一點，但我卻要處理大衛的事，還有... And I'm trying to give him a semi-normal life, and I'm dealing with this shit from David, and...
我真的很抱歉他說髒話 I'm really am sorry about swearing.
我知道他不想要生小孩，他根本不想要奧利佛 I know he didn't even want kids... he didn't want him.
他只是想這麼做讓我不開心，你知道奧利佛是被領養的嗎？你們知道嗎？ He's just doing this so I'm not happy. You know Oliver's adopted? Did you know that?
我不知道你們會怎麼做....但他... I don't know how you would be... he is, and...
我生不出小孩 I cannot have kids.
你知道，我的輸卵管打結...我想... You know, something about my fallopian tubes being twisted... I think...
我認為我的身體在反抗大衛的精蟲 what I REALLY think is that they were just recoiling from David's sperm.
我....可以...給我一張...謝謝 I... can... just have one... thank you.
所以，嗯，我經歷了這麼多事 So, uh... to think that all of this has permeated,
你知道，奧利佛的小事，我是說... you know, Oliver's whole, little being, right? I mean...
一定得，他就像是小...小海綿一樣 it'd have to, he's like a little... like a little sponge.
我的真名叫羅伯特，奧茲是我的姓 My real name's Robert, Ozinski's my last name.
從去年蓋瑞叫我之後大家都開始這樣叫 People called me that ever since Gary called me that last year, now everyone calls me that.
我根本沒辦法說 We can't go around 'em:
「嘿，蠢蛋們，不要叫我奧茲，我叫羅伯特」 "Hey, Dubois, don't call me Ozinski, my name's Robert."
現在我卻要花上整天做這些事 Now I spend my whole life doin' that.
- 你在尿尿？ - 抱歉，我忍不住 - You takin' a whiz? - Sorry, can't hold it.
羅伯特是我霸的名字，我是二世 Robert was my dad's name, I'm a Junior.
他不在我身邊，我其實也不認識他，他在我還是嬰兒的時候就離開了 He's not around, though, I don't really know him 'cause he left when I was a baby.
嗯，我爸也不在我身邊，他對我媽做了些壞事 Yeah, my dad's not around either, he did some bad things
所以我們離開他，我已經有段時間沒看到他了 to my mom and so we left and I haven't seen him in a while.
我有點想他，我媽有點壞 I kinda miss him, though, my Mom's being a jerk.
他們都是這樣，老兄 They do that, man.
- 你爸教你怎麼打架的嗎？ - 不，是我的保母 - Your dad the one that taught ya how ta fight? - No, my babysitter.
一天會漲潮兩次，醫生 The tide comes in twice a day, Doctor.
嗯，潮汐就是這樣，漲潮退潮 Yeah, that's a tide, comes and goes.
我等不及秋天到來，水邊種滿了最漂亮的菊花 I can't wait for Autumn, they plant the most beautiful mums all around the water.
變成所有你想像的到的顏色，我不知道怎麼會這樣 Every color you can imagine. I don't know where they get them all.
去植物園買的吧 At the garden store.
你總是很幽默，文 You've always been so funny, Vin.
文 Vin.
文，就是文，珊蒂 Vin, it's Vin, Sandy.
鴨子會吃掉植物 The ducks eat them, though.
我們得趕走鴨子，很可惜 We have to shoo them away, it such a shame.
很可惜 It's a shame.
我們有很多種你可負擔的照顧選擇，文 There's plenty of affordable health care options, Vin.
我想你也知道，陽光居的價格不是人人都負擔的起 I'm sure you know that, Sunnyside is pricey, not for everyone.
珊蒂得受到最好的照顧，我只是，我還在想辦法 My Sandy gets the best, I just... I'll just have to figure it out.
我了解，但你已經拖延幾個月了，我們不是做慈善事業，你也知道 I understand that, but you're months behind and we are not in the credit business, as you know.
什麼意思？ What's that mean?
我們需要預先付三個月的全額 We need payment in full and three months in advance.
- 了解 - 下星期前 - Got it. - By next week.
- 下星期？ - 嗯，下星期 - Next week? - Yeah, next week.
嗯，我可以先付20%，夠誠懇了吧 Well, I can give you 20 percent. In good faith?
文，好意心領了，抱歉 Vin, we're passed good faith, I'm sorry.
我們會將珊蒂轉院到其他你需要的地方 We will transfer Sandy wherever you want to put her.
轉院？ Put her?
就這樣？ That's it? Or we get the boot?
我想這不算是最好的說法 I don't think that's the best way to phrase what's happening.
好吧，那更好的說法是什麼？ Okay, what's the best way to phrase it?
就是這樣 It is what it is.
- 可以在她的房間擺些新植物嗎？ - 我可以加訂一些 - Let's get some new plants for the room, okay? - I can have the desk order somethin'.
- 嗯，我想要放菊花 - 沒問題 - Well, I was hopin' maybe for mums. - Sure.
還有，這是給你添麻煩的小費 And ah... here's a little somethin' for your trouble.
不行，文，這本來就是我的工作，我照顧每個人，不要這樣 No! Vin! This is my job, I take care of people, please.
你做超過你的工作了，安娜，你就像珊蒂的天使 You go WAY beyond your job, Anna, you've been an angel to my Sandy.
- 好吧，文，但以後不要這樣，好嗎？ - 也不會，我破產了 - Okay, Vin, we don't make it habit now, okay? - It can't happen, I'm shit broke.
你的微笑很美，你應該多笑意點，我去拿衣服 Ya got a nice smile, ya should do it more often. I'll get the laundry.
給你 There ya go.
- 少了很多 - 她這星期不太換衣服 - It's a lot lighter. - She didn't change much this week.
嗯，我的車會輕一點 Well... easy on my back.
- 謝謝 - 你自己小心，文 - Thanks. - Behave yourself, Vin.
他願意付一百元 He'll pay hundred dollars.
一百元，我拿處方籤花的還更多 A hundred dollars, I pay more than that for one prescription.
他說，這是治療癲癇，前列腺燒灼還有軟便 He said, this is for epilepsy, for prostate flaring and to soften the shitting.
- 這還是有點價值啊 - 給誰用啊？你嗎？ - That should add some value. - For who? You?
我們需要，我需要...五百元 We need the... I need the dough. I... 500 bucks!
- 這都是高價值的垃圾 - 他說一百元，文 - This is all high-dollar shit. - He said one hundred, Vin.
接受或是離開，你也不能當毒品賣 You take it or leave it, you can't sell this to get high.
我願意拿一百塊 I'll take the hundred.
喔，你願意拿一百塊，蠢蛋 Oh, you take the hundred. Stupid.
- 你的帳戶已經關閉了，麥肯納先生 - 是，我知道 - Your account's closed, Mr. McKenna. - Yeah, I know that.
這次我要結清我孫子的帳戶，我想我有資格 This withdraw is on my grandson's account, I think I'm on it.
- 你要多少？先生 - 總共多少？ - How much, Sir? - What's the balance?
2700元 Twenty-seven hundred.
- 我全部都要 - 你要拿大鈔還是小鈔 - I'll take all of it. - How'd you like that?
一百元鈔票，謝謝 Hundreds, please.
這是2700元，賴瑞 It's twenty-seven hundred, Larry,
我要買450元的第三場的三連勝 I want a four hundred and fifty dollar trifecta box in the third, okay.
一、二、三，幸運林肯，新黛咪，山米的儲蓄 One, two, three. Lucky Lincoln, New Dime, Sammy's Saving.
謝謝你 Thank you, Sir.
- 這次會讓一切翻轉 - 好的 - This is gonna make it all better. - Okay.
你還好嗎？ You all right, hon?
不，我不好 No, I'm not.
你一定認為我不是認真的人，文尼 You must think I'm not a very serious person, Vinny.
- 你沒資格來這裡 - 你找到什麼值錢的東西嗎？ - You have no right to be here! - You find anything good?
不，只有些舊珠寶，不值多少錢 Naw, some old jewelry, not worth much.
- 那是我妻子的東西，你這渾蛋 - 你欠我錢 - That's my wife's, you son of a bitch. - You owe me money.
拜託，文尼，為什麼你一定要讓事情這麼難做 Come on, Vinny! Why do you always have to do things the hard way?
- 這樣比較有趣 - 你會很痛苦 - It's more interesting. - And a lot more painful.
好吧，來吧 All right, let's do.
- 這傢伙瘋了 - 別殺了他，但讓他生不如死 - This son of a bitch is crazy. - Don't kill him, but bring him close to it.
怎麼...？ What the...?
- 你在幹嘛？老頭 - 他要死了，老兄 - What are you doing, old man? - He's dyin', boo.
不，他不會，他... No he's not, he's...
不要碰任何東西，我們走吧 Don't touch nothin', let's just go.
文，我是麥姬，我們要把你放進儀器哩，我們要做些測試 Vin, it's Maggie, we're gonna put you in this machine, and we're gonna take some tests
- 這不會痛 - 他根本聽不到，瑪姬 - and it's not gonna hurt a bit. - He can't understand you, Maggie.
好吧，就這樣，就這樣，這要花上幾分鐘 Okay, there he is, there he is, okay, it's just gonna be a couple of minutes.
- 我勇敢的小傢伙 - 他還好嗎？ - There's my brave, little man. - Is he okay?
我以為他死了 I thought he was dead.
- 他飛上天堂了 - 嗯，看起來很像 - He's flyin', then. - Yeah, that's what it looks like.
- 他看起來也很像喝醉了 - 我不想知道你們在做什麼 - He looks like that when he's drunk, too, so... - I don't even know what you're doin' anymore.
我只知道我在做什麼，你爸明天會在法院上大做文章 I know what I'm doin', your father's gonna have a field day with this.
我...我要不是因為你也不會這樣槓上他，我要... I wouldn't... I wouldn't be here instead of with you if it wasn't for him, ya know, I'm gonna get...
媽，我們沒事的，你每天都認真工作，我們需要這筆錢 Mom, we're doin' good, you're working hard every day, and we need the money.
一切都沒事的 It's all right.
他到底怎麼了？ What's wrong with him, anyway?
文尼中風了 Vinny's had a stroke.
慢一點，往下，往下，往下，很好 Slowly! Down, down, down, down, down, good.
膝蓋彎曲，腰挺直，很好 Bend the knees, flat back, good, good.
膝蓋彎曲，再下來一點，再下來一點，好，好 Bend the knees, a little bit, a little bit. All right, all right, good.
我選擇聖威廉羅切斯特，收養小孩的聖人 I chose St. William of Rochester, the patron saint of adopted children.
其實這故事很有趣，我看過其它的聖人，都很，神聖 It's a pretty interesting story, all the other saint I looked at were all so... saintly, I guess.
「神聖」的意思是什麼？ What does "saintly" mean to you?
我不知道，我其實不相信聖人 I don't know, I don't really believe in saints and all that.
我覺得聖威廉成為聖人只是因為他收養小男孩後被殺 I feel like St. William just got to be a saint because he's killed by the boy he adopted.
現在，人們常常被殺，但並沒有因此變成聖人 These days, people get killed all the time, and they don't get to be a saint for it.
好吧，謝謝你，奧利佛 All right, well, thanks, Oliver.
雖然小奧利佛不願回應，但我正好相信現在還是充滿聖人 Despite young Oliver's reticence, I DO happen to believe there are saints all around us today.
也許他們並不是受到信仰成為聖人，但他們跟課本上的人一樣重要 They may never be considered as such by a religion, but they are just as important as the ones in your textbooks.
因此，你們要回去找你們認識，或知道 Thus, you are going to research someone you know, or know of,
並判斷他們是否有資格成為聖人 and determine if they have the qualities fit for sainthood.
- 他在哪？他的車在這 - 他在醫院 - Where is he? His car is here. - He's in the hospital.
怎麼了？ For what?
- 你怎麼跟文森特認識的？ - 我替他工作 - So, how did you and Vincent know each other? - I'm working for this man.
喔，做什麼？ Oh! Doing what?
工作，我是舞者 Working. I work for dancer.
聽起來真刺激 Sounds exciting.
試著說說看 Try to sound it out.
不對 Not quite.
你看起來並沒有失去幽默感 You didn't lose your sense of humor.
- 嘿，文森特，你有訪客了 - 我只會待五分鐘 - Hey! Vincent! You got some visitors. - I stay five minutes only.
醫院是個爛地方 Hospital is shit place.
你看起來好多了，文 You look a lot better, Vin.
你說什麼？ What'd ya say?
文森 Vince.
我們給文多一點時間復健吧 How about we just give Vin some time to do his therapy.
謝謝你，可能需要一個小時 Thank you. It'll be about an hour.
- 下地獄吧，一個小時 - 也許不用一個小時 - Go to hell. An hour. - Maybe less.
為什麼你這麼壞，你可以去死啦，渾蛋 Why are you so mean, you could stop breathing. Asshole.
- 好吧，我們，嘿，我們買些零食吃吧 - 謝謝，我餓死了 - Okay, how 'bout we... hey, we get him a snack, want a snack? - Thanks, I'm starving.
你知道，他們做的事是讓測試他的肌肉跟舌頭的反應 Ya know, they does things that his muscles and his mouth'll respond to therapy.
所以，這是好事 So, that's good.
- 他看起來... - 就跟智障一樣 - He sounds... - Like the retard.
嗯，他還是好人，所以講他智障差不多 Well, he's still good man anyway, so the retard is not that far.
你有一塊錢嗎？我很餓，我整天都沒吃東西 Do you have dollar, I'm starving, I eat nothing today?
- 嗯，我可能有 - 嗯 - Here, I probably have something. - Yeah.
一塊半更好 Maybe dollar half is better.
- 好吧 - 謝謝 - All right. - Spasiba.
她懷的是文森的... Is that Vince's...?
- 嬰兒嗎？ - 嗯 - baby? - Yeah.
我不太介入他的私事 I'd like to stay away from the whole situation.
- 而且問一個女人是否懷孕很不禮貌 - 嗯，我想她很明顯是懷孕了 - It's not polite to ask a woman if she's pregnant. - Well, I think it's pretty obvious that she' pregnant.
文看起來90歲了，媽... Vin's like 90 something, Mom...
嘿，如果你踢販賣機，就會多掉一個，這樣你就有兩個了，不錯吧 If you kick this machine, its first candy drops, you can get two to come down, it's good, no?
謝謝你 Thank you.
嗯，真該死 Well, cocksucker.
不要吃這麼快，你這蠢貓 Don't eat fast, stupid cat.
我... I...
我想要新鮮的糞 I will want fresh crap.
「螃蟹」不是糞 "Crab", not "crap".
螃蟹 Crab.
不是「糞」 Not "crap".
好吧 Okay.
錢 Money.
不，這是...這是「樹」 No, it's a... it's a "t"... tree.
你欠我錢，你破壞我的樹 You owe me money. No, you broke my tree.
- 好，我知道... - 嗯，你破壞了我的籬笆 - Yeah, I know... - Yeah, you broke my fence, too.
你是故意放進去的嗎？ Are you planting these?
- 來，這你應該知道 - 仙人掌 - Here, this should be familiar. - Cactus.
不，「刺」 No, "prick".
刺傷人的刺 Big prick.
很好，很好 Wonderful, wonderful.
達卡很漂亮 Daka is beautiful.
我知道你想要按摩或是...跳舞，不要想奉承我，沒用的 I know you just want special massage or something... dance later, don't try charm me, it doesn't work.
別擔心，你會好起來的 Don't worry, okay, it's going to get better.
現在，我要加速了 Now, I've got to stay calm.
抱歉贏過你了 I'm sorry.
怎麼變乾淨了？ Where's all my dirt?
保持整齊 Keep clean this house.
- 這是什麼？ - 蔬菜 - What's all that? - Vegetables.
不要吃，你不知道蔬菜嗎？ Get out of that! You don't know this vegetables?
我知道，但我不吃...我不吃 I do, but... I don't eat... I don't eat 'em.
你現在開始吃，而且你要按時付費，好嗎 You do now, and you pay me for the hours now, papa, okay?
- 什麼？ - 我照顧你 - What... for? - I take care of you.
我們不再幹骯髒是了好嗎，所以不要問，你太老了，而且我太胖了 And we don't bump the ugly parts no more, okay, so don't ask, you're too old for this and I'm too fat.
一個小時十五塊，加上住宿和食物 Fifteen dollars for the hours plus room and food.
- 我的秘密醃黃瓜呢？ - 好吧 - I get my secret pickles? - Okay.
-誰是文森特麥肯那？ - 你認識他嗎？ - Who is Vincent McKenna? - Do you know him?
他..他是鄰居，他有時候會照顧奧利佛 Just... he's... he's a neighbor, and he sometimes watches Oliver.
法官大人，他是我當事人的鄰居，他偶爾會照顧奧利佛 Your Honor, he is my client's neighbor, he occasionally watches Oliver sometimes.
他是你的保母？ He's your babysitter?
他算吧，我有付錢，奧利佛放學後會去他家，因為我還在工作 He's worth it, I pay him, Oliver, ya know, goes over there for a few hours after school... I'm still at work.
他是保母，法官大人，有付費關係 He's a babysitter, Your Honor, of sorts, a paid position.
- 我可以請教為什麼問嗎？ - 你的當事人知道 - May I ask why this is relevant? - Is your client aware
麥肯納先生帶她兒子去賽馬場賭博嗎？ that Mr. McKenna takes her son to the racetrack and they gamble?
他也帶奧利佛去酒吧 He also take him to a local bar.
- 我們去看馬，幾次 - 幾次？很有趣嗎？ - We went to the horses... a few times. - A few times? Is that fun?
- 有一點 - 是嗎？好吧 - A little. - Yeah? Good.
我....我完全沒聽過，我以前都不知道 I... this is... completely news to me... I never heard this before.
我的當事人並不知情，我也是，所以很驚訝，到目前為止 My client is unaware of these events... as am I, which is a big surprise, right now.
我想你們看到這些資料也會很驚訝 I'll bet there are quite a few surprises in this folder then.
喔，天啊 Oh, God.
達卡帕拿，你知道她的職業嗎？ Daka Paramova. Are you aware of her occupation?
她替文森工作？她替文森工作對吧？ She works for Vince? She works for Vince, right?
- 她是夜晚的淑女 - 什麼？ - She's The Lady of the Night. - What?
- 你知道這什麼意思嗎？ - 她在晚上工作？ - Do you know what that means? - She works at night?
她害我們陷入這個情況 She'd pay me a part of it.
法官大人，我需要跟我的當事人討論一下 Your Honor, I need a few minutes to confer with my client.
我想你們需要 I imagine you do.
我猜在賽馬場賭博就是數學課，是嗎，你們學怎麼賭博 I guess gambling in a racetrack is like math class, huh, you gonna learn how to bet.
是賠率 The odds.
- 還有酒吧，我想這叫做「時事」？ - 比較像是「社會研究」 - The bar, guess that could fall under "current events", right? - More like "social studies".
那個脫衣舞孃，我想不到什麼藉口 It's the strip club hooker I can't seem to get my head around.
「經濟學」？「生物學」？ "Commerce"? "Biology"?
不要說了，別說話 Just stop talking... don't talk.
為什麼你會以為我聽不到？ Why do you people think my people can't hear?
什麼樣的人會把小孩帶去賽馬跟酒吧 What kind of a man takes a child to the bar and to the racetrack?
還讓他跟妓女一起混 And has him hangin' out with a prostitute?
什麼樣的母親會讓他的兒子跟這種人在一起？ What kind of mother lets her son hang out with a man like that?
你是大渾球，文 You're an asshole, Vin.
我得跟他父親共同監護權，都要感謝你 Fifty-fifty custody with his asshole dad and I have you to thank for that.
你除了你自己不能責怪任何人 You have no one but yourself to blame for that.
他需要比賴帳的母親更好的人 He needs more than a deadbeat mother.
說的好 Good one.
也許我的確活該，我不知道我在想什麼讓他跟你在一起 Maybe I deserve that, I don't know what the hell I was thinkin' lettin' him hang out with you.
我也這麼認為 My sentiments exactly.
算了，他不會在過去你家了，就這樣，我去拿錢賠你的蠢樹 Well, he's not comin' over there anymore, that's a given, and I'll get your money for your stupid tree.
- 還有利息 - 是喔，算你賺到 - There'll be some interest. - Yeah, good luck with that.
喔，我很抱歉...抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry... sorry.
- 我的反應有時候會比較慢 - 你永遠也快不起來，只是蠢而已 - My reaction time's much slower these days - Yeah, you were never fast... just stupid.
你有七通新留言 You have seven new messages.
你好，文，我是陽光居的安娜 Hello, Vin, this is Anna here... from Sunnyside.
我很遺憾有些關於你妻子，珊蒂的壞消息 I'm afraid we have some bad news regarding your wife, Sandy, Sir..
請儘速回電 Please call us as soon as you get this.
文，你好，我是陽光居的安娜 Vin? Hello, it's Anna again, at Sunnyside.
我們尚未接到你的回電 We haven't heard back from you regarding Sandy.
請儘速回電 Please call us right away.
文森特，我們留了許多通知，尚未接到你的回電 Vincent, we've left a few messages for you... haven't heard back.
我們很需要你的消息 We really need to hear from you about Sandy.
請儘速回電 Please call or come by as soon as possible.
好吧，文，這些是珊蒂的遺物 Here we go, Vin. All of Sandy's personal items are in there.
- 我老婆在哪裡 - 她死了，文 - My wife, where is she? - She died, Vin.
- 我知道，她的屍體在哪？ - 在裡面 - I know that, where is she? - She's in there.
- 哪裡？ - 箱子裡 - Where? - In the box.
她的骨灰，文 Her remains, Vin.
她幾個星期前過世，我們聯絡過你好幾次 She died a few weeks ago. We tried contacting you several times.
因為我們一直沒接到你的消息，所以我們決定 And when we didn't hear back from you, we decided to go ahead
按照你之前的決定，你要火化她 with your death directives, you wanted her cremated.
- 她就在箱子裡？ - 骨灰，沒錯 - She's in that box? - Her remains are, Vin.
就在箱子裡，在箱子裡面 Yes, in a box... inside that box.
我很遺憾，文 I am sorry for your loss, Vin.
這地方很平靜 This place is peace.
以前是 It was.
- 不，我有唸書 - 我從來沒念書 - Naw, I study. - I never study.
- 好吧，再見 - 嗯，再見 - Okay, I'll see ya later. - Yeah, see ya later, man.
- 好哇 - 再見，奧利佛 - All right. - Later, Oliver.
- 嘿，作業很多嗎？ - 不，只有美術跟數學 - Hey, ya got a lot of homework? - No, arts and math.
- 她要跟在我們身邊？ - 嗯，是你爸找的秘密保母 - Is she with us? - Yeah, she's your father's idea of secret child care.
- 她叫什麼名字？ - 你有嘴巴，自己問 - What's her name? - You have a voice, you ask her.
- 不好意思，你叫甚麼名字？ - 愛梅達 - Excuse me, what your name? - Emelda.
- 你好，愛梅達 - 你好，奧利佛先生 - Hi, Emelda. - Hola, Mr. Oliver.
她每天都會在嗎？ Is she every day?
周末還會跟你到你爸那邊 And every other weekend when you're gonna go to your Dad's.
情況就是這樣，小傢伙，你要在我跟你爸之間來來回回 It's what it's gonna be now, bub, you're gonna get shuffled back and forth between me and him.
嗯，他是我爸嘛 Well, he is my dad.
我知道他出軌很多次，所以我們離開他 I know he cheated on you a of bunch of times and that's why we left him.
你還要聽嗎？ Really?
你怎麼知道？ How do you know that?
你跟很多人說過，奶奶，茱蒂阿姨，其他的表哥表姊 You'll tell anybody who'll listen... Grandma, Aunt Judy, all the cousins.
你的臉書狀態沒有改嗎？ How's your Facebook status?
你知道，我一直很想改，但... Ya know, I've been meaning to change that, I...
- 我改成單身吧 - 嗯，這樣比較好 - should just say I'm single. - Yeah, that's better.
- 替代我的人？ - 嗯，我想是 - My replacement? - Yeah, I guess so.
我很不想舉報你媽請非法移民... I'd hate to have to report your mother to immigration and natur...
我是美國人 I am a citizen.
奧利佛先生，只有一分鐘 Mr. Oliver, one minute.
- 盒子裡是什麼？ - 我老婆 - What's in the box? - My wife.
- 她死了？ - 沒有 - She died? - No.
她縮小了，她現在住在裡面 She shrunk herself, she's livin' in there now.
不用租金 Rent free.
我很遺憾，文...你的損失 Sorry, Vin... for your loss.
我從來搞不懂為什麼要說這句話 Never understood why people say that.
我們不知道要說什麼 They don't know what else to say.
怎不說「她以前長怎樣？」「你想念她嗎？」或是「你現在要做什麼？」 How about: "What was she like?", "Do you miss her?"or "What are you gonna do now?"
幫你自己一個忙，好好過生活 Do yourself a favor, get a life.
不要像我一樣 Stop livin' mine.
好好記住，不要浪費在我這種廢人身上 Take my word, it's not workin' for shit for me.
- 這不是事實 - 你以為我是什麼樣的人？ - That's not true. - What the hell do you know about me?
你根本不認識我，你只是蠢蛋 You don't know me, you're just stupid.
我當然很蠢 Of course I'm stupid.
大部分人只認為你是喝醉的壞老頭 Mostly for thinking you're more that just a drunk, mean, old man.
我想可以說再見了 Guess that's goodbye.
你很悲傷，悲傷的人 You're sad.
我喜歡你到了月亮，珊蒂 I loved you to the moon there, Sandy.
滿月 A June moon.
好吧，兩個星期，兩星期後要報告你們的聖人 All right, 2 weeks, 2 weeks to Are Saints Among Us assembly.
到時候你的努力要在舞台上展現 The grand culmination of your sizable efforts on one great stage.
不要忘記邀請你的父母，重要的人，老婆，女朋友 Don't forget to invite your parents, significant others, et cetera, wives, girlfriends,
還有好好享受，還有發表時禁止罵髒話，奧茲 and enjoy yourselves, and no expletives in your presentation please Ozinski.
他不喜歡被叫奧斯，杰拉蒂老師，他不喜歡 He doesn't like Ozinski, Brother Geraghty, never has.
我叫羅伯特，老師 My names Robert, Sir.
- 他沒跟你講過他以前是軍人？ - 沒有，先生 - He didn't tell you he was a soldier? - No, Sir.
他以前是士官長，很有名 A sergeant major of all things, he's famous.
但這太貴了 But it's too expensive,
我不知道怎麼...這很便宜欸 I don't know how to... ... it's cheap enough.
- 喔，這一個，很棒欸 - 女士，不好意思，這價格標錯了 - Oh! This one, this is good. - Ma'am, I'm sorry, this is the wrong price.
不，不，不，我喜歡 No, no, no, I like this.
我喜歡這個 I love this.
我們可以買這個嗎？我們付得起 Can we get this? We can afford this.
- 女士 - 我喜歡，我想要 - Ma'am... - I like this! I want this!
我們可以帶走嗎，好，帶走吧 Can we take? Okay, I'll take it.
- 就是那個老人？ - 嗯，他以前在越南 - That's the old guy? - Yeah, he was in Vietnam.
- 那是哪一個州？ - 那是國家 - Did I study the States? - It's a country.
州是在國家之內 States are inside countries.
請不要將東西放置在嬰兒的脖子周圍 "Do not place items with string around child's neck,"
「例如頭套，細繩，奶嘴繩」 "such as hoods, strings, or pacifier cords.".
細繩可能造成窒息 "Strings can cause strangulation."
我不想要這個嬰兒床 I don't want this crib.
嘿，爸 Hey, Dad.
- 你過的好嗎？ - 嗯 - Have a good day? - Yeah.
繫上安全帶 Seat belt, please.
- 文替珊蒂洗了多久的衣服？ - 喔，老天，每個星期連續八年 - How long has Vin been doin' Sandy's laundry? - Oh, geez, every week for 8 years.
- 這真的很久 - 的確很久 - That's a long time. - It IS a long time.
他是個老人，文 He's a good guy... Vin.
- 我不在文身邊的時候是什麼樣子？ - 他不喜歡人，大家也不喜歡他 - What's Vin like when I'm not around? - He don't like people, people don't like him.
除了貓跟你之外，你為什麼喜歡他？ Except cat and you. Why you like him?
喔，這可真直接 Oh, it'll be straight.
奧利佛，快點 Oliver, come on!
早餐好了喔，快要冷了 Breakfast is ready! Gonna get cold!
走吧 Let's go!
- 嗨，媽 - 不要這麼驚訝，坐下吧 - Hi, Mom. - Don't look so surprised, sit down.
你的大日子要吃好一點，坐啊 Need some fuel for your big day, right? Sit.
- 都是你做的嗎？ - 嗯，都是我做的，我知道怎麼做菜 - You made all this? - Yes, I made it all, I know how to cook.
- 我今天放假 - 謝謝 - I took the day off. - Thanks.
不客氣，小傢伙 You're welcome, Bub.
你不會嗎？我來教你 Did you have any trouble? Come here, I'll show you the trick.
你要先把領子立起來 You gotta pop this up.
好的 Okay.
- 神奇的事發生了 - 我愛你，媽 - Now that's magic. - I love you, Mom.
我也是 Me, too.
坐下，你要咖啡還是果汁 Sit down, okay, coffee or juice?
- 拿鐵 - 很敢挑嘛 - Latte. - Nice try.
- 我的羊水破了 - 叫水管工 - My water is broken! - Call a plumber.
快走啊，起床 Let's go! Get up!
各位好，坐下吧，孩子們，謝謝 Hello... sit down children, thank you.
早安，歡迎參加聖派翠克小學的「我們身邊的聖人」發表會 Good morning, welcome to Are Saints Among Us assembly at St. Patrick.
小朋友們都非常努力 And the children have been working very hard.
看到他們選擇誰是聖人應該很有趣 And it'll be interesting to see which parents they have chosen as saints.
我想你們應該都很緊張 I'm sure you're all very nervous.
我們第一位發表者是琪夏 Our first speaker is Keesha Demorsey.
真實聖人，我選擇泰瑞莎修女 For my real-life saint, I picked Mother Teresa of Calcutta.
- 這....這， - 好吧，好吧 - This... it's... - Okay, okay.
先停下，先停 Stop anywhere, anywhere.
你什麼時候才會像個男人一樣 When will you become like man?
老天，我的尊嚴 Jesus, my manhood!
聖尼可拉斯，各位鼓掌 St. Nicolas of Sunny Side, everybody.
好了，下一位發表的是奧利佛伯朗，奧利佛伯朗 All right, next up we have Oliver Bronstein... Oliver Bronstein.
「聖人就是犧牲並致力奉獻於其他人的人」 "Saints are human beings we celebrate for their commitment and dedication to other human beings."
引用自杰拉蒂老師，三月左右 Brother Geraghty, circa, around March.
- 這裡不是醫院 - 現在你又變成火箭醫生了嗎 - This isn't the hospital. - So, now you're a rocket surgeon.
快點，進去吧 Come on, get inside.
現代的聖人，我選擇的人如同聖威廉羅徹斯特擁有許多價值 For my modern-day saint I chose a man who shares many of the same qualities as St. William of Rochester.
從表面上來看，也許有人會認為我選擇的聖人是最不像聖人的人 On the surface, one might think my saint is the least likely candidate for sainthood.
他也不是很開心的人 He's not a happy person.
他不喜歡其他人而其他人也不喜歡他 He doesn't like people and not many people like him.
他脾氣暴躁，易怒，憤世嫉俗，我敢肯定他充滿遺憾。 He's grumpy, he's angry, he's mad at the world, I'm sure full of regrets.
他喝太多酒，抽菸，賭博，詛咒別人，說謊和欺騙 He drinks too much, he smokes, he gambles, curses, lies and cheats.
而且花許多時間與夜晚的淑女在一起 And he spends a lot of time with the Lady of the Night.
這是你們對他的第一印象 That's what you see at first glance.
如果你們深入了解，不管他的過錯 If you dig deeper you see a man beyond his faults.
文森特麥肯納先生出生於1946年 Mr. Vincent McKenna was born in 1946
羊頭灣，是第一代的愛爾蘭移民之子 in Sheepshead Bay the son of first generation Irish immigrants.
在布魯克林街頭出身貧困 Growing up poor on the streets of Brooklyn,
文森特學會了許多小孩子不該知道的事 Vincent learned all the things that kids shouldn't need to know:
打架，詛咒以及賭博 Fighting, cursing and gambling.
1965年，身為美軍第五軍團的成員 In 1965, as a member of the United States Army 5th Regiment,
文森特與其他450名軍人投身德浪河谷 Vincent was among the four hundred and fifty soldiers dropped into La Drang Valley
並受到2000位敵軍的攻擊 and immediately ambushed by 2000 enemy troops.
那時他英勇地拯救了兩名受傷的軍官 There he heroically saved the lives of two wounded officers pinned down by enemy fire.
並帶他們脫離險境 And carried them to safety.
之後他被授予青銅星獎勵其勇敢行為 Has was awarded the bronze star for his bravery.
我想跟你們解釋文森特麥肯納先生的最好方式就是 I imagine the best way to tell you who Mr. Vincent McKenna is
跟你們解釋他為我做了什麼 is to tell you what he's done for me.
我跟我媽剛搬到這裡時，我們不認識任何人 When me and my mom first moved here, we knew no one.
而麥肯納先生接納我 And Mr. McKenna took me in.
他本來不需要，而正確來說，不想要... When he didn't have to, and most likely, didn't want to...
但他還是做了，因為這是聖人會做的事 but he did it anyhow, 'cause THAT'S what saints do.
我們造訪了他結縭四十年的妻子，珊蒂，最近剛過世 We visited his wife, Sandy, of 40 years, who recently passed away.
文在過去八年內，每個星期都替她洗衣服，即使她已經不記得文 Vin's done her laundry EVERY week for the past 8 years, long after she no longer recognized him.
因為聖人永不放棄 Because saints never give up.
他教我怎麼對抗，如何堅定立場以及勇敢，如何大聲說話與有魄力 He taught me how to fight, how to stand my ground and be brave, how to speak up and be bold.
因為聖人會替自己與他人對抗，因此聲音才會被聽到 Because saints fight for themselves and others, so that they might be heard.
他教我怎麼賭博，賽馬，玩樂透 He taught me how to gamble, horse racing, Keno,
還有其他，所以我會被禁足到18歲 the Over and Under, which is a big reason why I'm grounded 'til I'm eighteen.
但我學到風險以及孤注一擲 But in that I learned how to take risks and go for broke.
因為人生的賠率會對你不利 Because in life the odds can be stacked against you.
這是文森的貓，菲力，牠吃高級貓糧而文森吃沙丁魚罐頭 This is Vin's cat, Felix, who eats gourmet cat food while Vin eats sardines.
因為聖人勇於犧牲 'Cause saints make sacrifices.
沒錯，文森特麥肯納先生有缺陷，嚴重缺陷 Yes, Mr. Vincent McKenna is flawed, seriously flawed,
但就跟我們曾經學過的其他聖人一樣 But just like the all the other saints we studied,
因為結果，聖人也是凡人，非常凡人 because, after all, saints are human beings... very human beings.
勇氣，犧牲，憐憫，人性 Courage, sacrifice, compassion, humanity.
這些造就了聖人 These are the markings of a saint
這也是讓文森特麥肯納先生成為聖人文森特麥肯納先生的原因 and what makes Mr. Vincent McKenna not so far removed from St. William of Rochester.
因此，我要介紹我的朋友與保母 And with that, I'd like to present my friend and babysitter,
文森特麥肯納先生，是羊頭灣的聖文森特 Mr. Vincent McKenna, for sainthood, and hereby proclaim him St. Vincent of Sheepshead Bay.
- 謝謝你，先生 - 謝謝你，孩子 - Thank you, Sir. - Thank you, kid.
羊頭灣的聖文森特 St. Vincent from Sheepshead Bay.
等等，我知道了，我欠你錢，你想要什麼 Wait, I got it, I owe you money anyhow. What are you lookin' at?
- 硬椒鹽脆餅 - 我也想要 - Hard Pretzels. - That's just what I was lookin' at.
如果你在正確時機，用力敲....就會掉下兩個 If you hit it just right, you end up with... TWO for the price of one.
- 很厲害吧 - 的確很厲害，小鬼 - Pretty cool. - That's pretty good, kiddo.
- 我也許應該學一下 - 麥肯納先生，時間差不多了 - I might have to adopt that. - Mr. McKenna, it's about that time.
好吧，拿去，不過嚴格來說你還是偷東西 All right, hold your horses. Though, technically, that's stealing.
不要哭，沒事... You don't cry, it's okay...
所以是？黑人？白人？醜人？ So, what is it? Black? White? Ugly?
我喜歡這小孩 I like this baby.
- 你喜歡這小孩？ - 嗯，到目前為止 - You like this baby? - Yeah... so far.
我太開心了 I'm... I'm so happy.
你知道這是很特別的禮物，我可以教你 You know it's a special present, yeah? I'll teach you.
這不是俄國的，但...抱歉，小貓 It is not Russian, but... Sorry, cat!
- 你一定得吃蔬菜 - 色彩很豐富，我得說 - You must eat vegetables. - It's colorful, I'll say that.
- 我喜歡綠豆 - 你喜歡？ - I like the green beans. - You do?
嗯，我覺得你的義大利麵跟綠豆不太夠 Yeah, I don't think you ever get enough spaghetti and green beans.
- 我媽可以吃完一整罐 - 所以你腦袋才會變這樣 - My Mom eats 'em out of a can. - That's how your brain got stilted.
- 喔，你的腦袋有問題 - 這不太好 - Oh, you have stilted brain. - That's probably good.
- 就像智障 - 嘿，智開頭的詞不好聽 - Like the retard - Hey, the "r" word's not cool.
- 這很不政治正確 - 怎麼說？ - It's not politically correct. - Why is this?
- 除非你說侏儒 - 侏儒？ - Except when you say "midget". - Midget?
為什麼侏儒不行？ Why not midget?
這些食物可以打擊飢餓... This food beats hunger...
有頭髮的話 by a hair.
- 你不想要說些什麼嗎？ - 像什麼？ - Don't you want to say somethin'? - Like what?
像是禱告或是祝福 Like a blessing or a prayer.
嗯，我想不用了 Naw, I better not.
小嬰兒在哭了 The baby is crying tears.
你的衣服都濕了 You... in wet clothes.
給你，大家都在吃飯就你沒有對嗎？ There, everyone has been fed except you, huh?
喔，這裡有點冷 Oh, it's chill... it's a bit chilly in here.
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